Rules of the road

Q: When is a cyclist not a cyclist?

A: When they decide that Red lights and road markings no longer apply to them?

B: When the go from road to pavement to road again to avoid crossings or traffic calming measures?

C: When they weave in and out of cars that are waiting at lights, go to the front of the queue then move off at 5 mph?

All of the above, as per my drive in this morning.