At work I have a great colleague whose only weakness is her choice in football teams. Hibernian FC. I asked her this morning “how was the game” and “%&*£~@* £%#*%” came back the response.
In amongst the ranting and raving was an utter gem of a quote:-
The referee was the height of shite!
Classic. How can you not put punditry like that on the TV / Radio / Internet.